Zach Uram's Blog

I am a Knight Templar
My mission at hand
Was to liberate the Holy Land

The enemy, the Saracens, is formidable
They spread like a cancer
Invaders, the believers could not counter

Many Christians
Were raped and murdered
Their heads were severed

They forced millions of believers
To convert
Much evil they did assert

My army was vast
We fought for Christendom
To win our brothers and sisters’ freedom

Our forces were
100 million men
All ready to die and go to heaven

I gave the order
We launched many a nuke
This was no fluke

Our ICBMs fell on the enemy
Like rain
This is my joyful refrain

Many countries we attacked
Mecca was nuked fast
The Saracens didn’t last

We overwhelmed and destroyed
The enemy
We could finally celebrate our victory

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

I was lying in bed
It was very late at night
Suddenly I had a fright

I felt an evil presence
I saw the flames of hell
I detected a sulfur smell

To my surprise
Two demons appeared
Christ they feared

They blasphemed God
Screaming profanities
And vulgarities

I rebuked the demons
By reading Scripture aloud
I read it very loud

This went on for a long time
It was during the Witching Hour
I relied on God’s power

I finally yelled, “The Lord rebuke you!”
The demons screamed
And flew away defeated

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

Our childhood friends
Mark, Bobby, and Brian
We played all day
Running around
The neighborhood
Every day
Was an adventure
We used
Our imagination
We had joy
From simple things
We were active
All the time
In the summer
We stayed out till
The street lights
Came on
We went swimming
At the Brentwood pool
We got snow cones
Rope licorice
Push-up pops
And popcorn
In winter
We reveled in the snow
Going sled riding
Building snowmen
Making angels
In the snow
We had many a snowball
Fight
And Christmas was
A truly special
Time of the year
We always had
A fresh huge
Christmas tree
We helped decorate
Our tree
Colored blinking lights
Christmas morning
We beheld
A mountain of
Wrapped gifts
We had baked ham
On paska bread
With horseradish
And the succulent
Fresh kielbasa
For Spring
The flowers were in
Full bloom
Green lush grass
Soon appeared
Trees got
Leaves again
We looked forward
To Easter
On Easter morning
We searched for our
Easter baskets
It was thrilling
We got so much
Tasty candy
We went to church
Around noon
At the Community
Of The Crucified One
We loved hearing
Uncle Eddie’s sermon
He was our uncle
Spiritually
Everyone
Called him that
In Autumn
We went shopping
For new shoes
And clothes for school
It was so much fun
We also got a book bag
Folders, lead pencils
An eraser, pens
And a calculator
I loved walking outside
In the early morning
As a cold rain fell
I exhaled
And saw my breath
Linger in the air
The colored leaves
Were so beautiful
Next came Thanksgiving
We had a huge turkey
Stuffing
Mushroom gravy
Craberry gel
Whole cranberries
Brussel sprouts
Green beans
Sweet potatoes
With brown sugar
And marshmallows
Mashed potatoes
Pierogies
My childhood
It is precious to me
I have so many
Happy memories

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

I am an exalted being
My powers you are seeing

I have God given authority
To exegete Scripture flawlessly

The Holy Spirit led me to all truth
The Word of God I discern forsooth

I am a time traveler
And a master debater

I love studying the Scripture
My mind has no strictures

The sacramental churches are wrong
God will make their swan song

By faith alone we are justified
This is due to Christ crucified

You must be born again
To have salvation and go to heaven

God made me a visionary
This gift is necessary

I warn the USA of a nuclear holocaust
All will be lost

America is the Great Whore of Babylon
Its population shall soon be gone

Christ anointed me as a high priest
I share the Good News with the least

I am a pastor
Ordained by Jesus, Whom I honor

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

I am a virgin
We are not animals, per Darwin

Man is no beast
We have an eternal spirit

Christ keeps me chaste
I will not let it go to waste

Swimsuits are an occasion of sin
This is for all, whether fat or thin

I have no sex, you see
It doesn’t defile me

Sex is gross and animalistic
My analysis is scientific

I will not hug or kiss
Being chaste is pure bliss

I am abstinent
Thanks to Christ

I reject the degeneracy
To serve God fully, I am free

For many, sex is an idol
It will drag them to hell

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

With happiness
I am replete
Thanks to Christ
Satan, He did defeat

Christ died
At Calvary
He did it
To set man free

He lived a sinless life
The Lamb of God
Sacrificed due to our sin
Him alone I applaud

Christ rose from the dead
On the third day, Sunday, you see
He defeated death and sin
Proving His divinity

On the Cross
Christ bled for our sin
He endured God’s wrath
He was a propitiation

Our sin
Was imputed to the Lord
We received His righteousness
I stand on God’s Word

Thank God
For Scripture alone
Our faith is predicated on it
It was Christ Who did atone

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

My knowledge is elite
I can’t be beat

I’m an exalted being
Know who you’re seeing

I am a visionary
Don’t be contrary

My knowledge is elite
I can’t be beat

I have received visions
Won’t bring divisions

Have traveled through time
With phased mind warps so sublime

I’ve been studying God’s Word
Since 1982, it’s my sword

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

I have mental issues
Of the mind
It is insanity
That I find

My mind was ravaged
I was in deep pain
No matter the time
My mental hurt didn’t wane

I cried out
To Jesus in despair
Mental illness had ravaged me
And He was there

Christ was in the flesh
In my bedroom
He ordained me a pastor at last
And anointed me as a high priest

Then Jesus disappeared
I felt so much peace in my mind
On my own I would be lost
He was so kind

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

Christmas is
A magical time of year
People are warm hearted
And full of cheer

In a lowly manger
Christ was born
On a cold
December morn

God’s love
Christ did bestow
As time passed by
He did grow

Ginger bread men
And cookies too
For holiday food
There’s nothing I eschew

My big sister Vi and I
Took a sleigh ride
Pulled by horses
On each side

In the first week
Of December
We buy our Christmas tree
Christ is why we remember

The greatest gift we can receive
Is salvation in Christ alone
We are chosen by God
Because at Calvary Jesus did atone

I wish you a very Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Let there be peace on earth
And may no child have fear

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

Storm clouds move in
Dark and ominous
My umbrella isn’t superfluous

From my bedroom window
I watch the torrential rain
It helps to keep me sane

As the storm approached us
Lightning sizzles in the sky
Purple plasma could make a man die

The winds
Blow fiercely you see
Shaking the tree branches vigorously

The air smells fresh
My senses are heightened
I feel so alive
I am not frightened

It’s raining powerful now
Wind is blowing the rain horizontally
After ten minutes the storm is gone
I thank God for this storm totally

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025