Zach Uram's Blog

I’m a matrix of pure energy
I’m speaking truthfully

I’m an exalted being
You’d best be believing

I travel through time with ease
Backwards and forwards as I please

I have mastered telekinesis, you see
I can move objects effortlessly

I can project my consciousness far
It’s faster than a car

God has given me supernatural power
When people behold me, they cower

I can travel faster than light
It’s truly a delight

By Zachary Uram
(C) 2026

Listen to my sad refrain
Due to chemical imbalances, I’m insane

I have to take my lumps
I feel down in the dumps

Major depression is no joke
I’m a fatigued bloke

My days are troubled and full of pain
It’s because I have a defective brain

I also fight schizophrenia, you see
I hear voices and hallucinate regularly

I yearn to laugh and play
I pray it will happen someday

I take 7 medications psychiatric
Each is a powerful psychotropic

I struggle, but in Christ I am strong
God will save His children and right every wrong

By Zachary Uram
(C) 2026

On a hot August morn
At Mercy Hospital I was born

Twas nearly 51 years ago
An angel chose my name, don’t ya know

At age 7 I was born again
Thus began a lifelong battle with sin

At age 10 I was baptized by full immersion
It was a public and visible sign of my conversion

We attended church at the Community of The Crucified One
I recall vacation Bible school that was such fun

Daddy gave me my first Bible at age 11
I’m on the narrow path to Heaven

I study Scripture like a Berean, you see
From temptation and sin I flee

I worship God; He is Triune
Prepare for the Rapture; it could happen soon

We must spread the Gospel to all who may hear
Let them read it and know it by ear

If we love Christ, we will do as He says
Even on our worst days

By Zachary Uram
(C) 2026

The grizzly
A noble bear
Strong and mighty
The personification
Of fierceness
And aggression
The mother bear
Will protect
Her cubs
At all costs
Man is no match
The grizzly can
Outrun, outswim
And outclimb us
A creature
Of instinct
It is an
Apex predator
It eats
Lots of salmon
To prepare
For its
Winter
Hibernation
In its den
It will
Not emerge
Until spring
We must respect
These beautiful
Creatures
Conservation
Is key

By Zachary Uram
(C) 2026

Darkness falls
But all is not lost
Thanks to effectual calls

We require regeneration
The Holy Spirit quickens us
For every generation

God’s irresistible grace
We were spiritually dead
That alone can redeem the human race

Satan is a defeated foe, you see
His fate is sealed
The Lake of Fire is his eternal destiny

Spread the Gospel far and near
Across the whole globe
It’s what the lost need to hear

Christ’s atonement was a display of graciousness
All our sin was imputed to Him
We receive His perfect righteousness

The natural man doesn’t comprehend spiritual truth
They are dead in their sins and depraved
God breathes life into us, forsooth

We must live in Christ every single day
Our sanctification and obedience go hand in hand
We will have eternal life with Him in every way

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2026

With extraordinary powers I am replete
With ease, I can conquer any feat

I travel the physical universe easily
By employing a phased mind warp specifically

I have mastered telekinesis, in fact you see
Moving objects with my mind is trivial for me

I can visit anywhere in spacetime
My phased mind warps are sublime

Above me, a black raven caws
Creation by God can be deduced from the natural laws

When outside I like to walk slow
To savor the surroundings don’t ya know

I travel through time ad lib
This is not a fib

I can bilocate at will
I’ve taken many a pill

I battle mental illness every single day
I want total healing today

My magisterium is without any error at all
My interpretation of Scripture is infallible, it’s so incredible

Come sit at my feet and learn
I am the ultimate Reformer, the best of my generation

In autumn of 2001, Jesus appeared and anointed me as a High Priest fully
He also ordained me as a pastor and a visionary

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2026

I am a United States marshal
I catch desperados
With a Colt pistol, I am lethal

I have traveled dusty terrain
My trusted steed took me
Through dirt, snow and rain

Moving across the plains
We visited the Grand Canyon
Heading home, we saw steam trains

We followed a long path
It was very hot in the sun
I kept riding, couldn’t take a bath

A vulture circled above
I trusted in God
And I felt His love

In Yuma we caught a wanted man
His freedom was now bereft
I collected the reward and a tan

I eat bacon and beans
Life is hard, but I trust in Jesus
To catch criminals, I have the means

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2026

How I long for the halcyon days of my youth
I was well-behaved and never uncooth

Summers were the best; my sisters and I were reborn
We had snow cones, rope licorice, and popcorn

During winter the world became a magical place
After playing outside in the snow, I had a rosy face

We built snowmen, snow angels, and rode sleds
Exhausted, we soon went to sleep in our beds

Spring was a time of renewal and life, I said
We celebrated Easter, Christ rose from the dead

In autumn we jumped in piles of leaves and ate pumpkin pie
I loved walking in the cold rain and an overcast sky

My youth has departed, but I still have the memories
I cherish them, and I long to visit different seas

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2026

My powers grow by the day
I want it all without delay

Jesus anointed me
As a high priest, you see

He ordained me as a pastor
Without Jesus, life is a disaster

I am God’s visionary
He shows me future events clearly

I am an exalted being
Chosen by God, the truth I’m seeing

I can travel through time
The journeys are sublime

My status is elite
I can’t be beat

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2026

I wander the Earth
Searching for my worth

I climb mountains high
I get along on the sweet by and by

No longer am I enslaved by vice
Jesus paid the price

Now I am God’s child
No longer am I defiled

Jesus was the spotless Lamb
Free of all sin, He is the I AM

To the virgin Mary He was born
It happened on a cold morn

Those redeemed are God’s children
Because Jesus fulfilled His mission

We received God’s irresistible grace
It touches a minority of the human race

The effectual calling is key
We respond to the Gospel completely

The Holy Spirit regenerates us, you see
In Christ we are a new creation totally

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2026