My Mind: A Raging Maelstrom of Pure Energy

My mind has expanded
Into 7-dimensional spacetime
See the truth in my rhyme

I am truly
An exalted being
People can’t believe what they’re seeing

My intellect is
The best on Earth
Christ gave me a second birth

My supernatural powers
Are exceedingly vast
I can time-travel into the past

I roam the universe
Visit many a galaxy
It’s therapy for me

I can move objects
With the power of my mind
My telekinesis is the best you’ll find

I can read people’s minds
I do it with ease
I’ll read yours if you please

My spirit has ascended
To the Seventh Heaven
Don’t be jealous, brethren

My massive and gargantuan gut
Makes the ladies swoon
They wish to kiss me under the moon

I give all the praise and glory
To the Lord above
I am saved because of His love

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2026