Zach Uram's Blog

No longer must I roam
I’ll soon be with my Lord
I’m on my way home

Our time on earth is very brief
We should live in Christ
Death comes in the night like a thief

I cry for the loved ones I’ve lost
So many souls have passed away
Who can truly fathom the cost

My dear Daddy passed away
On Father’s Day, you see
All I can do is pray

I watch the stars and the moon
For hours all night long
I hope it’s not my time soon

We who are in Christ have the guarantee
After we die
We shall be present with the Lord immediately

I feel bad that my loved ones will grieve
But we don’t mourn like the world
We have a blessed hope before we leave

I weep for my loved ones who’ve gone to glory
I cherish memories of them
They will always be a part of my story

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

Listen to my tragic refrain
The nukes shall fall
Like a spring rain
America is doomed

All is destroyed and lost
Every major city vaporized
In the nuclear holocaust
The Whore of Babylon falls

The US has run out of time
God’s judgment shall fall
It shall be sublime
There will be nowhere to hide

Over 70 million babies gone
Murdered by their mothers
The blood of the unborn
Cries out to God for justice

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

I was in a rage
I defeated the Satanic mage

I was feeling depressed
But I thank God I’m blessed

I was down in the dumps
Mental illness isn’t for chumps

I will belch and fart
As I shop in Walmart

I have a keen mind
There are many mysteries I find

I am sometimes quite angry
I will not marry

I fight demons every day
Them I shall slay

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

I walk the streets
Full of sin and degeneracy
Oh, how it disgusts me

The vast majority of people
Will end up in Hell
This I can tell

The world is full
Of lusts and vice
It sure isn’t nice

We must spread the Gospel
Both near and far
Travel by plane, train, and car

Faith comes by hearing
We need to preach Christ alone
He is the one who did atone

We are justified
By faith alone
Our sin, God can not condone

The Holy Spirit
Quickens our soul
We are regenerated and made whole

Regeneration precedes faith
We are conditioned to believe
God, we can not deceive

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

I’m trapped
In an ocean of sorrow
I pray and hope for
A better tomorrow

I am pounded
By waves of grief
I wonder if
I’ll never get relief

Precious memories
Of my father, I cherish
I asked for prayers
At my parish

My days are spent
In tears
I have many
Hopes and fears

My bereavement could last
For the rest of my years
I have no mindset
For merriment and cheers

I know God is faithful
I trust in Christ alone
It’s been so many days
Since the sun shone

Dearest Daddy
I know you’re happy
In heaven with the Lord
That comforts me

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

I fly
Like an eagle
I soar
High above
The mountains
I feel free
The cold air
Makes me feel
Alive
I run
Like a deer
Over the lush
Green verdant
Grass
I jump
Like a
Rabbit
I swim
Like a fish
Going around
A beautiful
Stream
I bray
Like a donkey
Galloping
Around the field
I buzz around
Like a bee
A climb
Up a tall tree
Like a grizzly
Bear
I get some
Fresh honey
Finally
I walk home
Thankful to God
For His amazing
Nature

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

I left today
And went for a jog
I was exhausted like a hog

I went for a swim
I was like a beached whale
This is my sad tale

I went for a walk
I saw a lot of demon-possessed
They made me depressed

I slayed many a demon
I said, “The Lord rebuke you!”
Out of my window, they flew

I am totally fatigued
I struggle each day
I have much dismay

I’m seeing hallucinations
I am in a psychotic rage
I destroyed the Satanic mage

I have many delusions
Sometimes I’m in a manic state
It sure isn’t great

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

Faith comes by the ear
The Holy Spirit quickens
The gospel may you hear
Angels rejoice in the heavens

The natural man is dead in sin
Must be born again
He needs Christ’s propitiation
Thanks to sovereign grace, we win

Once we’re regenerated, we’re free
Christ defeated sin, Satan, and death
Christ’s resurrection is for you and me
We’ll be with Him after our last breath

Believers shall be with Christ eternally
His perfect righteousness was imputed to us
All our sins were imputed to Him completely
Spiritually, we went from minus to plus

The Church will be raptured
Before the Antichrist is known
We’ll get glorified bodies that glimmered
The End Times Scripture has shown

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

I drank a black cherry pop
And ate some fresh cherries
Quality-wise, it was at the top

I ate a grilled chicken sub
It was tender and succulent
Much to my amazement, this was good grub

I ate some French onion soup
With gruyere cheese
It threw me for a loop-dee loop

Next, I ate a pizza with anchovie
It was so delicious
I’ll consume it rapidly

I had ground beef tacos for dinner
It has shredded cheddar and tomato
It was a real winner

I savor a delicious banana hit
It’s truly delectable
It can’t be beat

I enjoy a stuffed pepper
With delectable ground beef
The taste can’t be beat

Finally, I’ll have a glass of ice-cold
Green tea with ginseng and honey
The flavor is bold

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

I shall depart today
For a galaxy far away

I will employ a phased mind warp
A superluminal time warp

I project my consciousness
At speeds wondrous

I will soon return home
No longer do I need to roam

I will bark like a mad dog
And snort like a fat hog

There are billions of souls on the Earth
Only a minority will receive a second birth

The rest shall perish in hell
Listen to their death knell

The natural man is mired in sin
His only hope is Christ’s propitiation

Repent and believe the gospel immediately
You will be free from Satan and his hostility

In Christ, I am truly alive and free
No longer a prisoner of sin and misery

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025