Zach Uram's Blog

My powers grow
By the day
I am exalted
In every way

It’s been two scores
Since Christ anointed me
I was in my bedroom
When He appeared in glory

Fabulous might I have
My mind exists you see
In a higher dimensional state
I am truly free

Traveling through time
Is child’s play I say
Telekinesis is
Something I do every day

I can go
Faster than light
I leave home
And return the previous night

Truly I am the most
Advanced human being
My powers are endless
Don’t be disbelieving

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

Reading a theological tome
Relaxing at home

Listening to the rain
It echos a sad refrain

Laying in a comfy chair
I feel quite debonair

Slowly I sip a coffee
The cappuccino is frothy

A good chat with my sister Vi
Hours go by

Soon it’s time for bed
Laying down I rest my weary head

Dreaming of Camelot
A noble knight

Rescue a gorgeous lass
We wed and time does pass

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

I have no energy
I’m as tired as can be

I feel like a slug
I reach for my coffee mug

No sleep all night
I had a bad fright

Time is creeping by
I feel like I could cry

Oh this wretched malaise
It could go on for days

I’m sick of chronic fatigue
I long to be energetic

I lay in bed like a beached whale
Thus ends my sad tale

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

I walk in the park
It’s a beautiful spring day
Overhead I spot a lark

It’s singing a sweet melody
I whistle back at it
It’s performing just for me

The park is teeming with life
Lush green plants, trees, and animals
There is no apparent strife

I spot chipmunks, squirrels
And rabbits too
In the wind a lone leaf whirls

I come across a beautiful lake
It’s so serene
Some yummy fish I must take

After catching a big bass
I roast it over a fire
All I needed was a lovely white lass

I head for home
A lot was accomplished today
No longer do I have to roam

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

There are dragons
I must slay
I’ll start with
My own sins today

Sanctification
Is key
Growing in it
Will prevent misery

I must mortify
My flesh
I will separate the wheat
From the chaff as I thresh

Spending time
In God’s Word is key
It is Christ alone
Who set me free

Sanctification
Is all God’s work
My obedience is paramount
It is something I cannot shirk

Praise the Lord
For sanctifying me
I’m not perfect
But I hate my sin intensely

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

I weep for America
That shining city
Upon a hill
Now take the red pill

America was blessed
She was exceptional
When she followed God
He sanctified the soil we trod

America spread the gospel
From town to town
Both far and near
Many people did hear

America turned its back on Christ
50 million babies murdered
Men engage in every type of sin
Wicked souls, repentance they must gettin’

False religions and philosophies
Numerous heresies
Crept in
Revealing flaws in our Constitution

Our laws were made
For a Christian populace
Our Founding Fathers did err and sealed our fate
By not creating a theocratic state

America
Went off
The right path
Now it will reap God’s wrath

The nukes
Will come
Falling like rain
So ends America, a sad refrain

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

I yell “Deus Vult!”
I am a Christian knight
I fight sin and blight

I’ve trained hard
I mount my white steed
I help out those in need

For years
The Satanic Saracens I’ve fought
Total victory I’ve sought

In our battle
The nukes will be deployed
The Saracens’ surrender will be enjoyed

The Holy Land
Will be Christian again
I swear it before all men

I’ll charge fearlessly
Into battle
My saber shall rattle

We dare to fight
Many of us will fall
But in Christ, we rule over all

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

My childhood memories are precious
I had a happy youth
I was not uncouth

When I was 5 years old
I ran in the rain
It made me insane

We collected lightning bugs
I pet bumble bees
And skid my knees

From morning till dusk
I played all-day
I was truly gay

My sister Vi and I
Played Red Rover
We always won by bulldozing the opponents over

I soaked my feet
In the crick
I drew chalk art on brick

My sisters and I
Had such fun
When it came to playing we were never done

In the winter
We went sled riding
We made snow forts for hiding

All year long we looked forward to the yuletide
Christmastime was such a treat
Endless gifts and yummy food to eat

In the summer heat, we cooled off
With rainbow-flavored snow cones
It really quenched our heat zones

Springtime meant running in the grass
At Easter, we celebrated Christ’s resurrection
Our parents kept us in the proper direction

In autumn
We jumped in piles of colored leaves
We had such fun revelries

I thank God for giving us
A childhood that was wonderful, magical, and sublime
Here ends my rhyme

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

I arrive
At a clear blue stream
It is like
A dream

The water
Is so fresh
Lots of fish abound
They will taste delish

I set my lure
And cast my line
Fishing makes me
Feel just fine

A rainbow trout
I’ve reeled in
It will be tasty
From head to fin

A fire is soon made
I roast the trout
With herbs and butter
The taste makes me shout

Heading home
I reflect on the day
Fishing was relaxing
There will be many more I pray

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

I’m in
A deep malaise
My mind
Is in a haze

I have
Dark thoughts
They’re disturbing
I’m out of sorts

I have
No energy
I lay in bed
I’m full of misery

I have
No motivation
This is
A dire situation

I long
To be free
Who will
Rescue me

I have
Faith in the Lord
He shall put away
My melancholy and discord

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024