Zach Uram's Blog

The gray wolf runs
Across the dense forest
Searching for a meal
It detects a strong scent
Perhaps a delectable prey
The wolf goes on the prowl
It’s now running
Every second it gets closer
His heart pounding
Finally it snatches up
The prey between its jaws
A juicy rabbit
It was a good hunt
The wolf returns to its pack
Their shrill howls
Pierce the quiet stillness
Of the forest

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

We give God thanks
Not for stocks or banks

We give God thanks for our home
Pray for the homeless who roam

We give God thanks for our health
It’s more important than wealth

We give God thanks for Christ the Lord
He is the living Word

We give God thanks for having enough food
Cooked on a stove fueled by wood

We give God thanks for our family
Their love is heavenly

We give God thanks for Calvary
Christ died to set men free

We give God thanks for our salvation
And we weep for those facing damnation

We give God thanks for laughter and fun
And for our children

We thank God for trials and affliction
They are necessary for our sanctification

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

I have a swollen gut
Just like Jabba The Hut

My meaty belly is hungry
It needs foods sundry

I want all the food that’s delicious
They may be nutritious

My appetite is voracious you see
I need all the food in my belly

My massive belly is huge
When it comes to food I want a deluge

I smack my behemoth belly all-day
I do it without delay

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

My mind
Is a raging
Maelstrom
Of higher
Dimensional
Energy
My thoughts
Are faster
Than light
Pure energy
Courses
Through
My body
Power
Overwhelming
I travel
In time
Using
Phased
Mind warps
The universe
Is my
Playground
I have traveled
Through
Black holes
I have visited
Quasars
And supernovas

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

A fair damsel
Was trapped
In the dragon’s cave
She needed to be rescued

I set off
On my pure white steed
I would slay
The ferocious dragon indeed

The wicked dragon
With its thick scales
It would be hard to defeat
According to old tales

The dragon’s fiery breath
Blasted my shield
At that moment
My sword I did wield

I plunged it
Into the beast’s heart
I rescued the maiden
And we did depart

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

Ye must be born again
The new birth
It fills our hearts with mirth

Christ broke the bondage of sin
Thanks to the incarnation
Man has salvation

God chose who will be saved
The effectual calling is clear
The gospel His children hear

To sin we are no longer enslaved
We repent of our sins sincerely
We believe the gospel completely

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

My tooth is in pain
It’s driving me insane

I want this rotten tooth out
When it’s removed I will shout

The pain is so vexing
And most troubling

My teeth do decay
It’s a source of dismay

Why can’t I have good teeth
It makes me seethe

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

We will live forever
When you hear the death knell
Some souls go to heaven and some to hell

Before the world’s foundation
God predestined who would be saved
Out of all the depraved

Christ is King
We are saved by grace through faith alone
Because He did atone

Christ died
At Calvary
To set men free

For 3 days in the tomb
Did Christ lay
Then He rose, with His glory on full display

Because of Christ’s sacrifice
Men could be forgiven their sin
He alone was our propitiation

Hear the gospel
Truly repent and believe
Do not let Satan deceive

Live for Christ
And live by the Word
Let your heart be stirred

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

A baby’s soiled diaper is putrid
Infants are rather stupid

They belch, fart, vomit, poop, pee, and drool
They are too dirty for school

I absolutely refuse to change a baby
Doing so would make me totally crazy

Changing diapers is women’s work
I know I may sound like a jerk

For the vast majority of human history
Only women changed babies you see

I shall hold a baby that smells fresh and clean
I don’t want to be mean

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

Oh that great and glorious day
When Christ returns to earth
Accompanied by those given second-birth

All of Israel shall be saved
They will mourn not recognizing the Messiah
They will accept Christ as prophesied in Zechariah

Every eye will see Jesus
As He descends to the ground
On the Mount of Olives, He’ll be found

Jesus will be riding a white horse
He shall annihilate the Satanic horde
Christ shall smash them like a ripe gourd

Out of His mouth will come a great sword
Christ shall utterly crush His enemies in a bloodbath
Under the winepress of God’s wrath

Christ will reign over the earth
Believers in Christ will reign with Him for a millennium
It will not be a delirium

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024