Zach Uram's Blog

The sun
Shines bright
It will be
A full moon tonight

I will howl
At the moon
I’m a wolf
And a bit of a loon

If you get too close
Your arm I will bite
I don’t have rabies
I’m ready for a fight

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

I woke up today
Thinking it was yesterday

I was in a psychotic state
Myself I did berate

A sound mind I eschew
I’m rather insane too

I am out of sight
Being crazy is a delight

If you get too close I’ll bite
I’ll bite with all my might

My moods vary a lot
One day happy and the next day not

I often feel glum
But Vi cheers me up some

When I am fatigued and lethargic
Singing 1980s songs is cathartic

Anxiety I get a lot
But I refuse to smoke pot

I’m often depressed and sad
My situation makes me mad

I’ll lay down now like a beached whale
So ends my sad tale

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

God has richly blessed
The white man
It’s all part
Of His plan

Through the white race
God has sent forth
The Gospel
To all the earth

We colonized
Nations pagan and primitive
Our accomplishments
Are impressive

We brought
Industry, education
And the Gospel too
We helped the population

Ancestor worship
And animism
Were replaced
With Christian baptism

No other race
A Newton or Bach was blessed
Their minds
Were the brightest

White Christian men
Established and dominated
Every field of knowledge
And industry formulated

Western civilization
Owes white Christian men
A great debt
From physics to medicine

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

I am the picture
Of mental health
Intellectually speaking
I have great wealth

I take my meds
Each and every day
They help me function
In every way

I deal with psychosis
And delusions too
Hallucinations
I do eschew

I see my nurse
And doctor all the time
They help me a lot
I now feel sublime

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

It was
The final assault
On Jerusalem
I rode
My white mustang steed
Into battle
We blew up
The Al Aqsa mosque
Which blasphemed God
On the ceiling
In huge Arabic calligraphy
It said “GOD HAS NO SON”
We raised it to rubble
And dust
From the river
To the sea
We slaughtered Saracens
Our motto was “Deus Vult”
God wills it
This noble crusade
Was long overdue
For centuries
Historically Christian lands
Had been subjugated brutally
By the Saracens
Millions of Christians
Were raped and murdered
Such was our foe
Utterly Satanic
Blasphemers and reprobates
We took back
The Holy Land
For Christ
For great honor we fought
Now there is peace
With the cancer
Wiped from the earth

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

I am as sane
As any man
I follow
God’s plan

Clinically insane
You say
Maybe so but I follow
A better way

My mind is free
No longer a slave
To reason and rationality
I don’t fear the grave

Putting on
The mind of Christ
I will be raptured before
Advent of the Antichrist

My mind is sublime
I am not insane
Nor loco or crazy
Just have a defective brain

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

Oh brew divine
I love to drink
Coffee all the time

Waking in the morning
It prevents me
From snoring

Throughout the day
I drink coffee galore
It makes me gay

I like it with creamer
That is so sweet and nice
Coffee keeps you sober

Lattes and frappucinos
I love coffee in all forms
Espressos and cappuccinos

Grind those coffee beans
And brew up a good cup
Wanting it is in my genes

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

From Ireland
My ancestors fled
The potato famine
Some of them wed

A new life
In America awaited
Their hopes and dreams
Were not deflated

Their children
Got a good education
They got nice jobs
It was a better situation

Still they longed
To visit Ireland once again
To see those green hills
Their longing caused pain

The best gift
Some of them received
Was to be born again
Satan no longer them deceived

They completely renounced
Their errant Catholic dogma
And embraced true belief
God was now their Father

Salvation is totally
Undeserved and unmerited
God’s sovereign grace
Made them adopted

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

Demons came in my window
During the night
They caused me
Quite a fright

They were ugly
Glowing red eyes
With black fur
Them I really did despise

The demons flew
Around my bedroom
Nasty creatures
Full of gloom

Blaspheming God
They spewed profanity
I said “The Lord rebuke you!”
And they began to flee

I dislike
Such demonic visitations
I will stand on God’s Word
No matter the manifestations

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

Regeneration is the root
Faith is its fruit

Regeneration precedes faith
Scripture saith

We are born from above
Because of God’s love

Thank God for sovereign grace
It alone can save the human race

The natural man is dead in sin
The Holy Spirit doth quicken

Our cold dead hearts are made alive
The Spirit did revive

We are spiritually reborn
Thanks to Eastern morn

Christ the sinless sacrifice
He paid the ultimate price

Christ was resurrected in full glory
This is not the end of the story

He calls all men to repent
We must believe the gospel as sent

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024