Diaper Woes

A baby’s soiled diaper is putrid
Infants are rather stupid

They belch, fart, vomit, poop, pee, and drool
They are too dirty for school

I absolutely refuse to change a baby
Doing so would make me totally crazy

Changing diapers is women’s work
I know I may sound like a jerk

For the vast majority of human history
Only women changed babies you see

I shall hold a baby that smells fresh and clean
I don’t want to be mean

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024