Month: November 2024

My tooth is in painIt’s driving me insane I want this rotten tooth outWhen it’s removed I will shout The pain is so vexingAnd most troubling My teeth do decayIt’s a source of dismay Why can’t I have good teethIt makes me seethe by Zachary Uram(C) 2024

We will live foreverWhen you hear the death knellSome souls go to heaven and some to hell Before the world’s foundationGod predestined who would be savedOut of all the depraved Christ is KingWe are saved by grace through faith aloneBecause He did atone Christ diedAt CalvaryTo set men free For 3 days in the tombDid…

A baby’s soiled diaper is putridInfants are rather stupid They belch, fart, vomit, poop, pee, and droolThey are too dirty for school I absolutely refuse to change a babyDoing so would make me totally crazy Changing diapers is women’s workI know I may sound like a jerk For the vast majority of human historyOnly women…

Oh that great and glorious dayWhen Christ returns to earthAccompanied by those given second-birth All of Israel shall be savedThey will mourn not recognizing the MessiahThey will accept Christ as prophesied in Zechariah Every eye will see JesusAs He descends to the groundOn the Mount of Olives, He’ll be found Jesus will be riding a…

Santa is preparing a listOf all the girls and boysThe good ones will get toys Santa’s sleigh will departOn Christmas Eve nightHis reindeer will take flight Santa will visitOnly Christian childrenThat is his mission On Christmas morningThe kids will open their giftsOutside are snow drifts For Christmas dinnerThere shall be a baked ham or fat…

Uncle Eddie was our shepherdGod’s Word was heard Daddy and Jay would talk all-dayI felt gay Mommy was the lead singer of the worship teamListening to her sweet voice was like a dream My sisters and I loved Vacation Bible SchoolWe’d sing “Yes, Jesus Loves Me”, it was so cool The Bible skits were so…

I was one of King Arthur’sKnights of the Round TableThis was no mere fable In the churchI swore an oath to the LordAs I bowed with my sword Many exciting adventures I hadI saved damsels in distressFighting evil until success The Saracens had taken JerusalemI joined the crusadeIn the Holy Land, I used my blade…

I wish to slumberA refreshing sleepSo pure and deep I’ll drift into unconsciousnessAnd dreamReality is not as it may seem I’m in the enchanted forestI visit AvalonAnd wake up at dawn I was a Templar KnightSaving a beautiful damsel in the nightFrom a terrifying fright Next, I was crusadingIn Jerusalem, I fought the SaracenThese Satanic…

I spied a tasty lambI’ll eat it with some baked ham I’ll finish everything on my plateIt will all taste great I need a juicy ribeye steakI’ll have it with a clam bake Shrimp scampi is sure to pleaseI’ll have some Gouda cheese A roasted turkey is very niceI’ll have fresh oysters over ice A…

There is nothing likeThe excitement of Christmas morningWhile Mommy and Daddy are snoring My sisters and IWake up at dawnToday Christ was born We get our parentsThen begin opening giftsOutside are snowdrifts Our gorgeous Christmas treeWith its blinking colored lightsSuch beautiful sights A mountain of giftsAwaited us to openWe tore into them before a word…