I HAVE THE POWER

I have many powers
I can fight for hours

I am a real He-Man
I have a master plan

I can time travel
Satan will unravel

I have mastered telekinesis
Can blast a foe to pieces

I bark at the moon
I escaped the monsoon

I am rather insane
I have a defective brain

I run at full speed
For food I have a need

I am a heavy sleeper
My dreams go deeper

I will fart on your snoot
It’s really a hoot

I shall bray like an ass
When will this madness pass

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025