I am a loon
I jumped over the moon
I am insane
I have a malfunctioning brain
I am non compos mentis
Vi and I loved The Apprentice
I am crazy
But not lazy
I am barking mad
Sometimes I’m sad
I am at times berserk
I’m never a jerk
I am mentally sick
An ice cream cone I’ll lick
I am not a sociopath
I follow the Christian path
I am deranged
By Christ’s power, I am changed
I am not demented
Your bigotry, I have resented
I am at times maniacal
My mind is not reliable
I am a screwball
I’m in for the long haul
I am a lunatic
I’ve had experiences traumatic
I am mental
I’m a giant who is gentle
I am nutty
I dislike women who are slutty
I am unhinged
Episodes of Star Trek I’ve binged
I am certifiable
My thoughts aren’t reliable
I am a crackpot
Healing, I’ve sought
I am cuckoo
Sanity I eschew
I am in my thoughts disordered
Reality is distorted
I am psychotic
My mind is chaotic
I am at times irrational
I’m very emotional
I am disturbed
My thinking is perturbed
I am a wacko
I’m afraid of my shadow
I am in my mind unstable
My mental illnesses are no fable
I am mentally unbalanced
From anguish, I wish to be distanced
I am a schizo
I like to play bingo
by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025
