Today

I shall depart today
For a galaxy far away

I will employ a phased mind warp
A superluminal time warp

I project my consciousness
At speeds wondrous

I will soon return home
No longer do I need to roam

I will bark like a mad dog
And snort like a fat hog

There are billions of souls on the Earth
Only a minority will receive a second birth

The rest shall perish in hell
Listen to their death knell

The natural man is mired in sin
His only hope is Christ’s propitiation

Repent and believe the gospel immediately
You will be free from Satan and his hostility

In Christ, I am truly alive and free
No longer a prisoner of sin and misery

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025