My Sublime Belly

My gut is huge
I can float in a deluge

My belly is massive
It’s why I wrote this missive

My gut is gargantuan
It’s admired in Saipan

My belly shakes
Yummy food, it takes

My belly is out of sight
Slapping it gives me delight

My gut is a behemoth, you see
It is very fatty

I love to smack my belly fast and slow
Why I do this, I don’t know

I smack it day and night
I use all my might

I smack it up and down
It brings me renown

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025