A Day in My Life

I was walking
Down the street
I needed something
Tasty to eat

I spotted
A female deer
She seemed
Kind of queer

So I walked
To a burger joint
The food was
On point

I belched
Very loud
It made me
Proud

I cut
Some hot gas
It burned
My ass

I laughed
Until I cried
My powers
Cannot be denied

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025