C’est moi

Please listen
To my sad tale
I lie in bed all day
Like a beached whale

Often I feel blue
I have major depression
Energy I lack
It’s a tough situation

I have no motivation
I feel sad a lot
It seems my mind
Is in a knot

I may bark
Like a dog
Or squeal
Like a big hog

I will bray
Like a jackass
I won’t attend
A Catholic mass

I am as Reformed
As one can be
The Holy Spirit revealed
Every doctrinal mystery

I will flap my arms
And fly like a bird
Don’t think
That I’m absurd

I smack my gargantuan gut
During the day and night
Smacking it is
Always a delight

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025