I smack it fast
I smack it slow
Smacking my belly
Is the way to go
I smack my belly
Hot and cold
Smacking it
Never grows old
I smack it at night
I smack it in the day
Smacking my belly
Makes me feel gay
I smack my belly lightly
And smack it strong
Smacking my belly
Is never wrong
I smack it
At Christmas, you see
Smacking my belly
Makes me feel free
I smack it
While I watch TV
Smacking my belly
Fills me with glee
I smack it during the summer
And winter too
Smaking it is something
I’ll never eschew
I dream of smacking it
While I sleep
If I can’t smack it
I’ll weep
I’ll smack it today
I’ll smack it tomorrow
If I don’t smack it
I’ll be full of sorrow
I love smacking my belly
I smack it with perfection
I will smack it forever
Smacking it is my obsession
by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025

One response to “Belly Smacking Forever”
In the spirit of Hitchens, I do certainly hope you find your way toward reasoned enlightenment one day Zachary.
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