I’m A Man of Mystery and Intrigue

As a child, I ran
In the summer rain
This experience
Made me insane

A raging maelstrom
My mind is you see
It is, in fact
Pure energy

I travel
Through time
The experience
Is truly sublime

Some nights
I howl at the moon
People watching
Think I’m a loon

I like to eat
Delicious food
I will eat yours too
I’m not being rude

I am a
Beached whale
Have pity on
My sad tale

I’m on
The prowl
For some
Tasty fowl

I have a
Massive gut
Down the street
I will strut

I smack my belly
With glee
It is gargantuan
The sound is ecstasy

I travel the universe
By employing
A phased mind warp
It is exhilarating

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2026

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