Making the Holy Land Christian Again

I yell “Deus Vult!”
I am a Christian knight
I fight sin and blight

I’ve trained hard
I mount my white steed
I help out those in need

For years
The Satanic Saracens I’ve fought
Total victory I’ve sought

In our battle
The nukes will be deployed
The Saracens’ surrender will be enjoyed

The Holy Land
Will be Christian again
I swear it before all men

I’ll charge fearlessly
Into battle
My saber shall rattle

We dare to fight
Many of us will fall
But in Christ, we rule over all

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024

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