I yell “Deus Vult!”
I am a Christian knight
I fight sin and blight
I’ve trained hard
I mount my white steed
I help out those in need
For years
The Satanic Saracens I’ve fought
Total victory I’ve sought
In our battle
The nukes will be deployed
The Saracens’ surrender will be enjoyed
The Holy Land
Will be Christian again
I swear it before all men
I’ll charge fearlessly
Into battle
My saber shall rattle
We dare to fight
Many of us will fall
But in Christ, we rule over all
by Zachary Uram
(C) 2024