Transportation Blues

I cannot ride on a plane
It would drive me insane
My sanity would wane

I cannot ride a train
It would cause me mental pain
This is my sad refrain

I cannot ride in a boat
It wouldn’t let me float
I’d rather walk a goat

I cannot ride in a car
It is deadly by far
I hate the smell of tar

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025