Outer Worlds

I left one day
To explore space
My rocket ship set the pace

I visited many planets
Some had advanced life
There was no strife

I preached the gospel
To these alien beings
I made many pleadings

These extraterrestrial lifeforms
Were soon repenting
And the gospel they were believing

My evangelism was complete
I returned to earth fast
I had a blast

I left believers
On these far away worlds
I got a Big Mac at McDonald’s

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025