An Embarrassing Experience

I was on
A city bus
When suddenly
I felt the need
To poop
I immediately
Got off the bus
Ten seconds
Later
I had explosive
Diarrhea
And I simultaneously
Pooped and peed
Myself
I was two blocks
From home
I walked briskly
Once home
I took a shower
And thew out
The clothes
Those were soiled
I had pooped
My pants
Two more times
Both happened
As I was walking
Through
Schenley Park

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025