My Big Belly: A Whimsical Ode to Girth

Here I go
Tut tut tut
Down the street
I shall strut

My belly is gargantuan
Yes, my big gut
Shall get me
Out of a rut

People will stare
With awe at what they see
I’m as proud
As can be

My big ol’ gut is happy
As a clam
When I smack my belly
It goes bam bam bam

I love to smack it
Day and night
Smacking my belly
Is always a delight

I smack it slow
And I smack it fast
Smacking my belly
Is a blast

People are impressed
When they behold my girth
I smack my belly
From the moment of birth

When women see my huge belly
They swoon
It generates more power
Than a monsoon

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2026