With mindboggling power, I am replete
I can accomplish any feat
I am made from uncreated energy
When people see me, they flee
I can time-travel with ease
I can heal every disease
Compared to my intellect, people are ants
I always like to wear comfortable pants
My mind exists in seven-dimensional spacetime
Traveling the universe is so sublime
I can bilocate, and I’m telekinetic
Do you dare to challenge me, ye skeptic
I can annihilate the earth with one thought
But thankfully I’m not malevolent
I give all the glory to Christ alone
He is on the throne
by Zachary Uram
(C) 2026
