With extraordinary powers I am replete
With ease, I can conquer any feat
I travel the physical universe easily
By employing a phased mind warp specifically
I have mastered telekinesis, in fact you see
Moving objects with my mind is trivial for me
I can visit anywhere in spacetime
My phased mind warps are sublime
Above me, a black raven caws
Creation by God can be deduced from the natural laws
When outside I like to walk slow
To savor the surroundings don’t ya know
I travel through time ad lib
This is not a fib
I can bilocate at will
I’ve taken many a pill
I battle mental illness every single day
I want total healing today
My magisterium is without any error at all
My interpretation of Scripture is infallible, it’s so incredible
Come sit at my feet and learn
I am the ultimate Reformer, the best of my generation
In autumn of 2001, Jesus appeared and anointed me as a High Priest fully
He also ordained me as a pastor and a visionary
by Zachary Uram
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