I’m floating
In the sky
I don’t know why
Many psychiatric
Drugs I do take
They are first-rate
I have traveled
The Milky Way galaxy
Going superluminally
I visited black holes
And quasars deep in space
I stand alone in the human race
My formidable powers
Grow by the day
I follow the Way
I can travel
Through time
The feeling is sublime
The Holy Spirit
Regenerated me
In Christ I’m truly free
I can read people’s minds
And I have telekinesis
I avoid eisegesis
I study the Bible like a Berean
I avoided the sanitarium
For me there was no asylum
I am a remote viewer
I can project my mind
To any place I need to find
I explore the universe
By employing a phased mind warp
It takes great focus to stop
I have an outstanding hermeneutic; I examine
The context and analyze the fundamental
The historical, cultural, and grammatical
My hermeneutic preserves authorial intent
We utilize what a literal hermeneutic signifies
Unless context clearly suggests otherwise
I love exegeting Scripture
The Holy Spirit has led me into all truth
I now possess an infallible magisterium, forsooth
My church, that I founded, is
Reformed, Dispensational, and Baptist
We worship God in earnest
By Zachary Uram
(C) 2026
