Oh my meaty, swollen belly
Smacking my belly
It is a gut most swelly
Smack to the left and right
Smacking my belly
It’s outta sight
Smack it up and down
Smacking my belly
Brings me such renown
Oh what a sight
Smacking my belly
Gives me such delight
Smack it at night and day
Smacking my belly
I smack it without delay
Such sweet rhythm
Smacking my belly
It’s like a drum
As loud as a thunderclap
Smacking my belly
My belt I do unstrap
Smack it today and tomorrow
Smacking my belly
It will never give me sorrow
I feel happy and free
Smacking my belly
I smack it with glee
I’ll smack my belly forevermore
Smacking my belly
The sound you cannot ignore
Smack it now and later
Smacking my belly
It’s never a labor
by Zachary Uram (c) 2021