Miscellaneous

I don’t mean to be rude
But you better drop your attitude

I’m a wild and crazy man
I don’t have a plan

I will run in the rain
It makes me insane

I don’t tell a lie
I’ll have ham on rye

I’m battling mental illness
In life I wait for the stillness

All the Saracens were defeated
But I’m not conceited

I will belch and fart
When I shop in Walmart

I long to laugh and play
I’m totally gay

by Zachary Uram
(C) 2025